Monday, August 29, 2011
Mad Max
Humanity never ceases to impress me, anti aircraft guns mounted on pickups do give me an awesome mood to see Mad Max again. All that being said, I'm very curious to see the aftermath (the outcome is determined already) of this revolution.
Blog Posting
Although I frequently have the tendency to spill out my thoughts to someone and ideas for posts pop up in my head very often, this tendency always finds me when I'm away from my PC or my laptop. Sadly, a lot of good ideas that would've made excellent blog posts went to waste due to my inability to retain them long enough.
I would like to talk however (thanks to my cousin's blog) about a recent documentary I have seen. It's called "Our World: China's Green Revolution" and I seriously recommend watching it. The Chinese people never cease to amaze me while the recent leadership in the People's Party does the same thing. I don't know when the documentary was shot but the facts presented in it (political decisions made by China's government) still remain valid today, not only valid but dare I say example for other world powers.
The main thing I would like to talk briefly about is the decision to turn towards renewable energy in China's energy plan...this would mean 5 years of conscious green effort for a better future. You would say at this moment "Pfah, we heard this before, jibber jabber about renewable energy" and you would be correct, seeing as everybody's talking about it but nobody's doing anything towards implementing the plans necessary to tap into it. The main reason for this is our diseased (in my opinion) world economy. Economically, it's not profitable to switch in mass to green energy, you can't sell it as well. Well people of this planet, China's doing it, be it from carefully considered economical benefits accorded for implementation or be it from their commu-cratic government or their state-alistic economy.
Now (when the documentary was shot), China implements one new wind turbine each hour and that gives it a total of 8760 new wind turbines each year. All this, coupled with the advantageous benefits given to the private sector if they turn green, is a thing that China should be commended for!
I would really hope a lot more global powers turn their attention outwards, globally, and try to work together for the betterment of mankind!
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Facebook 07.07.2011
Cate grupuri de-a pula facute pe facebook, cate pagini facute tot asa... era una care se vroia a fi anti maltratarea animalelor din China, mi se pare ca avea si petitie si tot tacamu'. Ba las-o-n pula mea de treaba, pagina ta de facebook, da fix pagina ta de facebook o citesc aia din PCC (partidul comunist chinez), cand in tara lor nici nu este facebook...
Alt event era ceva cu bolnavii de cancer, ca sa ne gandim la ei si sa ni se rupa sufletul in 4000 de bucati pentru ei... ce rezolvi tu, ala ce ai facut eventu, daca ma gandesc la un bolnav de cancer, ce rezolvi tu daca dau eu 2-3 sau 500 de like-uri pe pagina ta, ce rezolvi tu, ah? Un singur cuvant imi vine in minte la chestii din astea: "SPAM" si apoi imediat "Report as spam". Bah baiatule, daca vrei sa faci ceva pentru bolnavii de cancer, dute si da-ti foc in fata primariei sau macar o greva foamei, ceva. Protesteaza fata de situatia actuala cum trebuie sa se protesteze, altfel meri in pula mea si pisha-te in continuare in sus.
Tot la categoria infectioase, prost facute incadrez alte chestii gen "Kpop la romanii au talent", chestii care nu au absolut nici o finalitate da-s facute sa-si futa lumea viata pe ele.
De abia petitiile online reusesc sa atraga atentia si si alea, de multe ori, isi vad sfarsitul fara sa obtina nici macar cateva zeci de semnaturi.
Vreti sa ajutati? .... https://www.facebook.com/thewaterproject , intrati acolo si scuipatzi cativa bani din buzunarul propriu
Alt event era ceva cu bolnavii de cancer, ca sa ne gandim la ei si sa ni se rupa sufletul in 4000 de bucati pentru ei... ce rezolvi tu, ala ce ai facut eventu, daca ma gandesc la un bolnav de cancer, ce rezolvi tu daca dau eu 2-3 sau 500 de like-uri pe pagina ta, ce rezolvi tu, ah? Un singur cuvant imi vine in minte la chestii din astea: "SPAM" si apoi imediat "Report as spam". Bah baiatule, daca vrei sa faci ceva pentru bolnavii de cancer, dute si da-ti foc in fata primariei sau macar o greva foamei, ceva. Protesteaza fata de situatia actuala cum trebuie sa se protesteze, altfel meri in pula mea si pisha-te in continuare in sus.
Tot la categoria infectioase, prost facute incadrez alte chestii gen "Kpop la romanii au talent", chestii care nu au absolut nici o finalitate da-s facute sa-si futa lumea viata pe ele.
De abia petitiile online reusesc sa atraga atentia si si alea, de multe ori, isi vad sfarsitul fara sa obtina nici macar cateva zeci de semnaturi.
Vreti sa ajutati? .... https://www.facebook.com/thewaterproject , intrati acolo si scuipatzi cativa bani din buzunarul propriu
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Acelasi greu, alt context...
Aceiasi studenti, de la medicina (am aflat intre timp), aceeasi masa, nu mai sunt loviti de canicula de pe strada, ci udati bine in lichidele lui bachus:
- Ma, si-o schimbat un coleg, de la dermatologie, la psihiatrie...
- ...
- Si sa vezi, cica, tigancile de la psihiatrie le sug pula la alti pacienti pentru bani de tigari si bautura.
Alt context, aceeasi concluzie, dar cu o mica erata: Romanie, ieftineste tigarile SI bautura!!!
- Ma, si-o schimbat un coleg, de la dermatologie, la psihiatrie...
- ...
- Si sa vezi, cica, tigancile de la psihiatrie le sug pula la alti pacienti pentru bani de tigari si bautura.
Alt context, aceeasi concluzie, dar cu o mica erata: Romanie, ieftineste tigarile SI bautura!!!
E greu...
Cine stie, cunoaste:
Stau intr-o cafenea din centrul Clujului, o cafeluta buna de tot, sorb o tigara, fac una alta pentru facultate. Intra doi studenti imbracati bine, nu Dan&Gabi, dar destul de bine. Se aseaza, loviti de caldura puternica de afara si urmeaza un dialog scurt, care expune durerea populatiei tinere din Romania:
- Noh bine, ai tigari?
- Nu, doara di ce crezi ca te-am chemat in oras...
Epicitatea cuvintelor...situatia in care ma recunosc, impreuna cu alti prieteni de ai mei... Romanie, ieftineste tigarile!!!
Stau intr-o cafenea din centrul Clujului, o cafeluta buna de tot, sorb o tigara, fac una alta pentru facultate. Intra doi studenti imbracati bine, nu Dan&Gabi, dar destul de bine. Se aseaza, loviti de caldura puternica de afara si urmeaza un dialog scurt, care expune durerea populatiei tinere din Romania:
- Noh bine, ai tigari?
- Nu, doara di ce crezi ca te-am chemat in oras...
Epicitatea cuvintelor...situatia in care ma recunosc, impreuna cu alti prieteni de ai mei... Romanie, ieftineste tigarile!!!
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Excellent lecture
Recently, a friend of mine, let's call him Troll ^_^, left me this video to check it out. I usually post my videos on my facebook or favorite them on youtube. This time however I would like to post it here also, it was such an interesting watch, interesting and a bit funny (considering the topic being discussed, hard to do).
Here's the video
I consider it a must see, depends on you guys whether you like it or not. It certainly goes hand in hand with Stephen Hawking's "The Story Of Everything".
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Interesting
Seeing as how I can be on roll with muh' blog posts. I would like to point out the blogs of a basketball player in my hometown of Cluj-Napoca. His name is Tyler Morris, american, and he's a U Cluj basketball player that recently came to Romania and, at the suggestion of one of his friends, started a blog about his experience here. It's really interesting (he's a good writer, must've had A+ on every essay he's written lol), without a great number of posts (even like that, more than I have on my blog *sob*). It's a great read and I would like you guys to check him out here: blog .
Give him some encouraging thoughts and comments, seeing as how Cluj is in the championship final (currently tied at 1, best out of 7).
That'd be all on this post
Give him some encouraging thoughts and comments, seeing as how Cluj is in the championship final (currently tied at 1, best out of 7).
That'd be all on this post
Time passes
Haven't posted in quite some time now. Deh, laziness is a way of life, I like it but I don't like the results that come with it. I kept telling myself "now, I have to post now, have to keep it coming to you guys", sort of like a man begging his gf or his wife for sex: "now baby? now? now, now, huh, huh?". Well the questions passed and the answer is coming through this post.
Started this one without anything in particular to talk about and I can go on and on like this (just like in my exams lol). Well, I have to talk about something so I'll do a lil' ranting about globalization, a subject that interests me more and more (yeah, I'm one of those "pope John Paul the 2nd" types of bastard).
It happened over night (actually not over night, I sleep at night...thanks for the pun G.Carlin), and suddenly I keep thinking about humanity's future, about our meaning as a species and about what's actually going on in the world right now. Take yourself out of body for a second and look at the planet as a whole, forget you're basque, spanish, taliban, american, drug dealer, priest (actually these two go hand in hand on the bad scale), kid dying of hunger or fat rich fuck, and try to look on the grand scale. What are you doing here on this lil' chunk o' paradise we call Earth? Aren't we supposed to get together as a species and colonize the fuck out of other planets? Aren't we supposed to work together for a better future? We are, aren't we. Well, I'm done with my wishful thinking about coming together to form a whole and really think that the only solution would be a big war, a big energy crisis, a big plague or something to make us think like that.
Until now, I was very nationalist, still am a bit, wanting the best for my country while the rest of the people in it wipe their ass of with it. But hell fuck shit pussy, how can you not think about the future?! I mean, look at the mess we've gotten ourselves into with our money talks (money talks, la la la)... The middle and rich class average age keeps going up (low, 0 or negative birth ratios), we're running out of fossil fuels and the prices keep going up on everything. Actually, the prices will keep going up until the resources are depleted and we all fight the fuck out of one another for a milliliter of oil or a gram of gold.
*Slap slap* Let's try not to be pessimistic (yeah, I keep writing to myself, seriously gotta have a check-up hi hi), the basic idea remains: get together, advance as a species, advance to the point of intergalactic travel, to the point where we can look for resources elsewhere (the universe is really infinite => resources are infinite), because hell, at the rate we're going right now, we'll die out before I hit the age of biting the dust!
I'll end in a question: Do you want our species to be nothing different than the dinosaurs?
The guy bla bla, in and out of everything
Started this one without anything in particular to talk about and I can go on and on like this (just like in my exams lol). Well, I have to talk about something so I'll do a lil' ranting about globalization, a subject that interests me more and more (yeah, I'm one of those "pope John Paul the 2nd" types of bastard).
It happened over night (actually not over night, I sleep at night...thanks for the pun G.Carlin), and suddenly I keep thinking about humanity's future, about our meaning as a species and about what's actually going on in the world right now. Take yourself out of body for a second and look at the planet as a whole, forget you're basque, spanish, taliban, american, drug dealer, priest (actually these two go hand in hand on the bad scale), kid dying of hunger or fat rich fuck, and try to look on the grand scale. What are you doing here on this lil' chunk o' paradise we call Earth? Aren't we supposed to get together as a species and colonize the fuck out of other planets? Aren't we supposed to work together for a better future? We are, aren't we. Well, I'm done with my wishful thinking about coming together to form a whole and really think that the only solution would be a big war, a big energy crisis, a big plague or something to make us think like that.
Until now, I was very nationalist, still am a bit, wanting the best for my country while the rest of the people in it wipe their ass of with it. But hell fuck shit pussy, how can you not think about the future?! I mean, look at the mess we've gotten ourselves into with our money talks (money talks, la la la)... The middle and rich class average age keeps going up (low, 0 or negative birth ratios), we're running out of fossil fuels and the prices keep going up on everything. Actually, the prices will keep going up until the resources are depleted and we all fight the fuck out of one another for a milliliter of oil or a gram of gold.
*Slap slap* Let's try not to be pessimistic (yeah, I keep writing to myself, seriously gotta have a check-up hi hi), the basic idea remains: get together, advance as a species, advance to the point of intergalactic travel, to the point where we can look for resources elsewhere (the universe is really infinite => resources are infinite), because hell, at the rate we're going right now, we'll die out before I hit the age of biting the dust!
I'll end in a question: Do you want our species to be nothing different than the dinosaurs?
The guy bla bla, in and out of everything
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Despre nunta regala
Foarte pe scurt, iata cateva cuvinte care-mi vin in minte cand ma gandesc la nunta regala din Marea Britanie: criza economica, saracie, foamete, razboi, proteste, accident nuclear, catastrofe, cersetori, nou-nascuti in tomberoane, obezitate, consumator, poluare, incalzire globala si...uhmm....PISHAT INGHETZAT!
Tot Ala, tot de acolo
Tot Ala, tot de acolo
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
De luat in considerare
Cum intelectualitatea mea zburda spre noi culmi, incerc sa-i satisfac setea cat mai des cu putinta. Astfel, citesc pe sciencedaily un articol foarte interesant construit in jurul urmatorului titlu: "Dezvoltarea procedurilor de colectare a cetii ar putea pune apa la dispozitia saracilor lumii" (titlul in engleza suna mai interesant, asta este...). Articolul respectiv spune ca interesul pentru colectarea cetii pentru apa dateaza inca din anii 90' insa de abia recent, in urma descoperirii unei specii de gandac (Stenocara gracilipes, *rollseyes*) in desertul Namib (ala din Africa, stiti voi), cercetarea in acest domeniu a luat amploare.
Gandacul respectiv e zis a putea colecta apa pe spatele sau si apoi a o lasa sa-i curga pana in gura. Oamenii de stiinta l-au studiat si, ca orice om de stiinta cu putin respect de sine (self-respecting scientist, oh well, engleza asta), au imbunatatit cercetarea desfasurata pana la ora actuala. S-a creat o mesa (mesha, eng. "mesh") sintetica cu capacitate de a atrage apa si de a o respinge apoi de-alungul meshei, rezultand intr-o cantitate (in zonele aride) de 1l de apa pe metru patrat.
Tehnologia e deja testata intr-un sat montan din Guatemala unde 36 de astfel de meshe deservesc unei comunitati de aproximativ 150 de oameni, cercetatorii dorindu-si sa faca disponibila tehnologia pentru implementare pe scara larga in zonele aride sau sarace ale planetei (Africa si....hmmm...ramane Africa). Oamenii de stiinta incearca sa argumenteze viabilitatea produsului lor prin orele de munca in plus ce pot fi castigate, in loc de a merge cativa km pana la cea mai apropiata fantana. Hmm, un argument bun, economic, ca altfel nu au cum sa convinga eventuali investitori (privati sau state in sine).
Iata deci, inca o dovada, ca stiinta poate oferi solutii foarte bune pentru niste probleme de baza ale omenirii, solutii care nu vor fi puse in practica acum, nici in curand, ci probabil dupa o criza globala majora (sa-i zicem criza umanitara majora).
Cam atat despre asta...plus un "sa-mi bag pula" pentru critici, va iubesc pe toti, oricum sunteti. Sa reformulez, prosti, n-aveti ce cauta aici!
Ala dintre Carpati
Monday, April 25, 2011
Proteste, proteste, bagami-as ****!
Proteste peste proteste in ultima vreme in lumea araba si nu numai. S-au trezit oamenii de pretutindeni, ca adormiti sigur erau (si inca sunt), ca hop, cangur, energia nucleara-i mana lu' Satan ala ce scuipa flacari pe tzatze. Asta se intampla cand ai o populatie insuficient de analitica (sa-i zicem critica ca suna mai bine)! Pai "puncte, puncte" pula mea v-ati rasculat toti impotriva energiei nucleare cand nici nu stiti ce efect are ceea ce voi vreti sa se intample. Va inteleg pe toti sclavii prostiei, care protestati, dar asta nu ma impiedica sa nu va spal creierul cu apa de buddha (a se citi ca atare) sa va luminati si voi.
Voi cereti oprirea folosintei energiei nucleare. PUNCT. Si energia care o primim de la centralele nucleare, 8 culcat mai mare decat energia normala, cu ce dumnezeu' lu' alah si 70 de sfinti o inlocuim? ah? La asta nu v-ati gandit, da voi iesiti pe strada ca papadiile primavara, 'tu-va-n gura de idioti.
Si atat,
Ala dintre Carpati
Voi cereti oprirea folosintei energiei nucleare. PUNCT. Si energia care o primim de la centralele nucleare, 8 culcat mai mare decat energia normala, cu ce dumnezeu' lu' alah si 70 de sfinti o inlocuim? ah? La asta nu v-ati gandit, da voi iesiti pe strada ca papadiile primavara, 'tu-va-n gura de idioti.
Si atat,
Ala dintre Carpati
Sunday, April 24, 2011
On Demand: "Does spirituality exist?"
Second question put by Serban and one which will make for a smaller post than the others. For those of you that don't know that spirituality is something different from religion, go and buy yourself some studying material, you have a lot of catching up to do! For the others, it's time to put the subject into context: "What is spirituality?". First of all, I feel I should get myself into a mental hospital by asking and answering my questions... *whistles*.
But seriously, spirituality from my point of view deals with things that can't be answered yet, it deals with wisdom and feelings and is the basis of that fucked up concept of religion. Spirituality can help science and mankind to better themselves to reach some higher goal in our existence. Being spiritual means you can understand different opinions, you can place better correlation between the Earth's phenomena, you can look at everything as a whole and act on this. These sentences answered the question in the title so I'm thinking of answering the third one posed by Serban as well, "how much can people control their lives?", and then putting forth some opinions.
People nowadays have full control of their lives, but are almost totally conditioned by the society in which they're born into and in which they live in. Is there a need to elaborate on this or you all know what I'm talking about...Africa, city suburbs, favellas, etc. Controlling your life equals to what you can do in each situation of that life, meaning that if a truck comes at you, you can move or you can choose to die the fuck there on the spot. You can control what you do when your boss comes and tells you you're fired or when a disfigured child's standing in front of you asking for money. You can control what you do but you're conditioned by society and by basic human instincts, you can't smash your boss' head because you need to keep out of jail and work again to keep on living or you feel compassionate towards the child and give her all you severance pay from getting fired, fuck.
In the end, ranting on and on about this doesn't change the answers, spirituality does exist and is helpful in our understanding of the universe surrounding us and improving on that universe, while you have control of your life but are conditioned by different factors to make certain decisions. The final part of the phrase doesn't mean you lack control if you have conditions attached to that control, you can always choose to fuck up your life or even kill yourself ... *again the whistles*
Not all-knowing, but all-blogging
The One from between the Carpathians
On Demand: "Do people need leadership?"
This question is the first in a line of four that we're asked by my friend Serban on the "Idei, idei, idei" post. This is not as sensible a subject as religion...in fact, it's as clear as daybreak to me: People absolutely need leadership, strong leadership is even better. I refer you, my reader, to China's example. There's a leadership example that, at least in my opinion, should be taken into consideration for the future of mankind. Total extremism, the extreme right and the extreme left, have shown that they can't be a viable solution, a viable source of leadership for the future. Democracy and capitalism too are starting to show severe weaknesses when it comes to crucial decision making (alternative fuel sources, crime, poverty, disease).
I'm thinking several decades into the future here, several decades of famine, poverty, wars...several decades in which humanity will be put through some major crisis', time at which current world leadership solutions will not cope (again, in my opinion). Of course not even the Chinese example is a 100% viable alternative because it needs to be more malleable, more tunned into the quick changes that are to happen in this century.
"The solution, what is the solution?" I hear all you five readers asking...well I'm not so sure yet. It certainly isn't to be found in any country in Europe, the Americas or Asia and Oceania. The solution in today's leadership "crisis" is to be found in my opinion, in a mixture of systems, a good mixture of capitalism, socialism with infiltrations from ecology but especially science (no, ecology is not a science according to me, please sue). Science is becoming and certainly will be the basis of human civilization existing in harmony with, and quickly adapting to, the Earth's changes. Again I refer you, not to a philosopher, but to a stand-up comedian: George Carlin.
Coming back to the question in question hi hi, me made a pun, laugh you unenlightened monkey! ... People need leadership! Countries need leadership! The whole Earth needs leadership!!!
Time to snap out of it if we're to survive what is to come. You might call me somewhat of a fatalist, of a pessimist...and to this I should quote the man in the video above with a decent "Fuck you!", but I won't. I urge you all (10 people reading this), snap out of your comfort zone, humanity needs more awareness, more desire to change, more, more, more... *rantingconitnues*
With hope that I haven't kept too much of your time,
The One from between the Carpathians
Friday, April 22, 2011
On Demand: Religion Part 1 (English)
Topic of discussion: religion. Topic of stupidity: same thing. Religion has been discussed and re-discussed by everyone on this planet. I find myself, discussing it on a daily basis, I find myself contemplating over and over again the futility of these man made belief systems around the world. Sure, they each have their good points and their bad points and were good to stay the populace's fear of the unknown until now. I really really hope I can portray my thoughts on this subject correctly and hopefully, without swear words regarding man's fucking idiocy. I say idiocy, because I really believe that, in today's "modern" world, where information is everywhere, you have to be somewhat of a fucking stOOpid n00b not to realize that "the greatest bullshit story ever told" (George Carlin) is brainwashing you into oblivion.
I'm trying to keep myself on general terms, not on specifics or specific religions. Bear with me please as I try not to crack open my skull against the wall out of sheer amazement at today's generations. Religion began as means to explain, now widely known truths or believable theories about how we came to be or about how the Universe works. Of course, MAN made religion, MAN made belief systems, MAN brainwashes man into spiritual slavery, into doing fucking futile things day by day for an invisible thing/invisible things. Out of all the belief systems, the one that comes out on top must be Buddhism, because it encourages self fulfillment, the others just go down hill into the bottomless asshole of groundless "faith". Man, faith is overrated!!! Once you reach the age of reason, I, myself, can't possibly understand why you choose to waste your thoughts on something that your ancestor thought up so that he could sleep better at night...knowing that somebody's fucking covering his back and looking out for his welfare.
Oops, forgot the idea of this blog: to spill out my frustrations so that you can read them and I can feel better about myself. I can't go on any further for now until I build up my frustration again, probably in a few days since it's Easter. CAN'T possibly understand why people worship the story behind Easter and not be compassionate towards their fellow human beings in suffering (poverty/famine in Africa, earthquake in Japan and other events around the globe).
Anyhow, I write only this for now, but be abso-fucking-sure that I'll be back on the subject in the near future.
The One from between the Carpathians
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Idei, idei, idei...
In urma unui comentariu, dar si a cantitatii mari de informatii dezbatuta in ultima vreme pe la cafele in centrul Clujului, am hotarat ca subiectele postate vor fi hotarate de voi, toti cei 3-4 cititori, fanii mei la bine si la...mai bine!
Astfel, comitetul executiv al blogului propune urmatoarele, comentati ce tema vreti a fi data de pamant de catre mine prin postari... Va rog din tot sufletzelul meu sa puneti idei de bun simt, de la fizica nucleara, la prostituate masculine, nu altele ce nu se incadreaza intre acesti parametri.
PS: Redactia blogului isi rezerva dreptul de a-si introduce organul in tot ce crede de cuviinta, drept care poate fi totusi anulat prin rugaminti in comentariile voastre, rugaminti cu titulatura de "fara pule, te rog".
Atat am avut de zis si nimic mai mult,
Ala dintre Carpati
Astfel, comitetul executiv al blogului propune urmatoarele, comentati ce tema vreti a fi data de pamant de catre mine prin postari... Va rog din tot sufletzelul meu sa puneti idei de bun simt, de la fizica nucleara, la prostituate masculine, nu altele ce nu se incadreaza intre acesti parametri.
PS: Redactia blogului isi rezerva dreptul de a-si introduce organul in tot ce crede de cuviinta, drept care poate fi totusi anulat prin rugaminti in comentariile voastre, rugaminti cu titulatura de "fara pule, te rog".
Atat am avut de zis si nimic mai mult,
Ala dintre Carpati
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Romanta stelara
Am citit recent un articol foarte interesant care povestea despre doi pitici albi (pitici albi = stele fara fuziune de culoare...alba). Acestia au ajuns, din doua stele mandre, stralucind pe bolta cereasca, in doua corpuri, fiecare de dimensiunea Pamantului.
Desemnat sistemul binar SDSS J010657.39 -- 100003.3, fostele stele au ajuns sa faca miscarea una in jurul celeilalte in aproximativ 39 de minute. Numarul acesta de minute scade rapid, urmand ca cele doua sa fuzioneze in cateva milioane de ani si sa faca…o stea noua!
De ce am dat titlul „Romanta stelara”, va aud intreband din toate colturile blogosferei? Pai, ce ne opreste sa le consideram pe cele doua drept doua stele de sexe diferite...Ion si Maria. De fapt, nu Ion si Maria, Albeea si Albataar (random, I know), doar sunt stele si merita nume pe masura. Continuand firul narativ fictiv, putem spune ca Albeea si Albataar s-au privit toata viata, neputand sa se atinga, sa simta caldura celeilalte jumatati de sistem solar, sa urmareasca idealul uman si cosmic suprem: dragostea. Vedeti voi, celor doi le era interzisa dragostea de catre cercul zeilor din Univers, le era interzis cel mai nobil instinct, cel mai nobil ideal, cea mai nobila traire, amorul.
Facandu-li-se mila de cei doi, cercul, atat de strict in toate deciziile, le-a oferit singura alternativa posibila: „Pentru a fi posibila dragostea voastra, trebuie mai intai sa muriti, ca apoi sufletele voastre sa devina unul”. Cei doi, n-au stat pe ganduri, iar in cateva miliarde de ani si-au dat ultimul strop de lumina, miscandu-se mai apoi tot mai aproape unul de altul, spre a face ceea ce le-au spus zeii.
In mod normal, intr-un sistem binar cu doua stele moarte, care spiraleaza una spre alta, rezultatul e o supernova, insa in cazul nostru (SDSS J010657.39 -- 100003.3), cele doua vor crea in cateva sute de milioane de ani o noua stea, fructul, rezultatul dragostei lor. Aceasta stea, formata din sufletele celor doi va lumina din nou sistemul respectiv, oferind respect celor ce au fost: Albeea si Albataar.
Ala dintre Carpati
Ala dintre Carpati
Friday, April 8, 2011
In alta ordine de idei
Cum zice si titlul, in alta ordine de idei, o gaura neagra cica ar fi rupt o stea in bucatele, cauzand-o pe cea din urma sa explodeze...sa explodeze asa tare, ca nu s-o mai vazut pana acuma atata cantitate de explozie pe metru cub, numai cand o stat Chuck Norris pe buda odata si o gresit la Suddoku.
Telescoapele Swift si Chandra (ultimul, cu raze X...YZ) s-au cuplat sa studieze sus numitul fenomen. O trecut o saptamana si dragostea e in toi, niciunul din cele doua, neavand o revelatie orgasmica sa descopere ce-i cu atata cantitate de radiatie continua.
Astronomii spun ca nu au mai vazut asa ceva, atat relatia intre telescoape cat si cantitatea de radiatii emisa la foc de avtamat kalashnikov pistolieta (rusa-mi scartie putin, ajutati cu traducerea). Astfel, ei, normal, incearca sa explice ce s-a intamplat...ca noi, muritorii de rand, sa nu ne dam duhul prosti, nestiutori in din astea. Explicatia suna asa: "A star wandered too close to its galaxy's central black hole. Intense tidal forces tore the star apart, and the infalling gas continues to stream toward the hole". Mna, acuma puteti rasufla linistiti.......sau...nu? Zic sau nu, ca poate mai dau astia de la Realitatea o stire din aia scoasa din putzurile jurnalistice romanesti, ca vine ceva nor radioactiv de la gaura 'ceasta si ne omoara pe toti, atunci rasuflati radiatii pana nu mai rasuflati, hi hi ^^.
Atotnestiutor, atotbloggeritor,
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Pana cand?!
Pana cand iarba mea mai tineti coroanele alea spurcate la statuia lui Matei Corvin din centrul Clujului?! Ma enerveaza la culme chestiile astea facute de unguri, asa, ca sa se simta ei mai bine, mai aproape de tara lor infecta unde nu vor sa emigreze niciodata.
Sa fiu inteles, n-am nimic impotriva maghiarilor, maghiarilor care inteleg ca ei stau in Romania, care incearca sa vorbeasca limba romana, care n-au fite din astea de Horthy unse pe tzatzele lor, care incearca sa citeasca si altceva in afara de istoria lor cu iz de mucegai verde. Is impotriva piz4elor verzi care se dau mare prin culoarea gaurii curului lor, care o muiesc sus si tare treaba asta cu Ardeal, "pamant maghiar".... Ba ia mai lasati-ma voi si intelegeti odata si odata ca Transilvania e in Romania si asta nu se va mai schimba oricat incercati voi sa schimbati cursul raului cu gura.
Maica-mea se aprinde mai nou pe treaba asta, ea, care comenteaza de obicei cand incep sa ma enervez si sa spurc la unguri. Ea, fiind nascuta in Regiunea Autonoma Maghiara Mures, are un drept la opinie, sa zicem, innascut... Zice asa: "Pai sa le dea autonomie, sa vada...", la care mie mi se si incepe sa mi se coaguleze sangele in pumn, gata de zdrobit un dulap 'o ceva. Cand incep sa-mi formulez si eu o "retorta" (sper ca exista in dex) la ce o zis, ea continua "...sa vada ce o mai vazut odata, cand le-o dat comunistii autonomie...cand o trecut 2-3 ani si cerseau dupa reforma administrativa, sa fie reintegrati". Poate ar fi o idee buna, sa lasam piz4ele astea verzi sa se linga singure putin, sa cerseasca organ roman dupa cativa ani, sa le putem lua la pula mica pe strada apoi ca ce proaste-s ele, ca sa se duca la coltul blocului sa se futa-n cur si sa se dea cu capul de beton pana mor, ca ce proaste-s ele (poate fara ultima parte).
In fine, ideea de baza, luati coroanele alea din Matei, odata! Cei care zic ca sunt prea virulent (prea vulgar bagami-as pula), va recomand un scurt documentar de cateva 'njaci de minute...
Cu eterna stima si instant respect
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Thursday, April 7, 2011
Cangurii anti-fumat
Ii vorba de un proiect de lege in Australia care zice asa: numele marcilor de tigari vor fi inscriptionate cu litere mici, uniforme si toate pachetele de tigari vor avea aceeasi culoare si design...Culoarea aleasa fiind cica un verde masliniu ca sa fie cat mai respingatoare pentru fumatori. Va mai lovesc si cu un citat: „De acum inainte moda fumatului stilat a apus, pachetele trebuie să transmita numai mesaje referitoare la boala si moarte” Nicola Roxon, ministrul australian al Sanatatii...
Las-o-n pula de treaba, ce-i cu tentativa asta?! Inteleg ca tutunul dauneaza grav sanatatii, ca creste riscul de cancer, ca poate provoca impotenta, ca poate si ca mai poate fel de fel de alte chestii foarte nocive pentru fiinta umana. Suntem 6 miliarde de retarzi pe planeta asta si dintre astia, cu mine-n frunte, suntem cateva sute de milioane de fumatori. Lasati-ne va rugam sa ne omoram cum vrem, nu va fute grija de viata noastra! hi hi^^
The Rise Of The Atotbloggeritorul
Buuun, mi-am facut blog si am intrat in rand cu cei drepti, sunt fericit ca nevoia mea de atentie imi va fi satisfacuta in sfarsit...intr-o mica masura. Ideea nu e noua, nici prea veche, sa zicem ca e numai buna (desi la ce am de gand sa postez, nici buna nu prea poate fi). Ideea imi mai veni/mi-o mai venit/ mi-a mai venit (depinde de zona tarii in care va aflati) odata prin anul domnului, 2007, exact inainte de bac.
Atunci eram foarte bucuros de marinarimea sa, Basescu, ziceam ca e mediocru da macar are sanje-n al 5-lea picior si comparat cu celelalte esecuri ale evoultiei din politica romaneasca, era bun. De atunci au trecut 4 ani si de traznit, n-am fost traznit, de lovit in cap cu o telescopica, n-am fost, gaze lacrimogene am primit, da nu din cauza aia, mi-am schimbat parerea despre El Base. Da-o dracului de treaba, Ala, mai Marele, o facut tot in 6 zile (a 7-a o plecat la baut) si sa nu ma pot io lumina la minte in 4 ani?! .... Da-o-n pula mea de treaba, poporul roman ii prost, da ala ce ne conduce ii intr-o categorie aparte, impreuna cu majoritatea mass-mediei si cu celelalte rebuturi de babuini din politica. Ma pot lungi pe 600 de romane cu motive, opinii si injuraturi la adresa lor, dar tinand cont ca-i prima postare, ma abtin, am vreme. Las subiectul asta pentru dezbatere, pe viitor...
Ma mai refulam in anul de gratie, 2007, pe ministerul educatiei pentru tentativele de reforma (asta o ajuns gluma buna, reforma in educatie hahaha) si pe probleme personale inca nerezolvate. Cum 4 ani ii vreme lunga, omul mai uita pe ce ii nervos, mi-o ramas numa starea de nervozitate, fiti ingaduitori, poate-mi revine pe parcurs.
Mna c-am scris putintel, sper ca v-am facut curiosi sa intrati pe viitor, daca nu, intrati si asa ca nu va costa nimic un click, pula mea.
Pe curand...
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